traffic buddies

When, on a two-lane hiway, two cars travel side-by-side at the same (slow) speed, preventing cars from passing them.

No, I'm not going to stop tailgating. We've been stuck behind these traffic buddies going 35 in a 50 zone for ten minutes now.

by branden January 5, 2006

BS Buddies

Obviously means Bullshit Buddy, or a friend who is not a good friend but a moocher who forget you exist until they see something that they want from you.

Todd: Hold on man my phone's ringing
Jason: Who is it?
Todd: oh it just one of my BS buddies
Jason: Who?
Todd: Christan, i wonder what he wants now haven't talked to him in weeks, he's not gettin my stuff, damn moocher.

by Bry Bry04 June 5, 2010

Poo Buddies

Poo buddies: A bond of friendship, similar in meaning and action to "blood brothers".

Performed by 2 or more friends excreting fecal matter into their hands and exchanging a firm handshake or high five.

Can also be done by dipping your pinkie into your arsehole and then doing a pinkie handshake (also known as a "pooey pinkie")

Mum: Hi kids, if the phone rings can yo... uh, what on earth is that smell?!

Julian: Sam and I just became poo buddies!

Mum: What the...? You stupid little cunts!!

by I love clubbing seals April 4, 2010

blazing buddies

Friends you smoke with commonly, usually 3 people or more. Which involve sharing marijuana and passing the smoking device to one another.

Hey blazing buddies, pass the bud and the bowl.

by Tactics November 17, 2007

Hole Buddies

Two guys who have had sex with the same girl at the same or different times.

The male version of pole buddies.

Steve, did you have sex with Stephanie? Because so did Mike, that make your hole buddies.

by no, this guy February 6, 2013

sext buddies

Like fuck buddies or friends with benefits, except your relationship almost solely exists via sexual texts or emails. In fact, you may have only met in person once (or never).

When Sally met Harry at the bar and gave him her number, she hoped he'd ask her out on a date. They texted back and forth a few times, but Harry lived in another state and eventually they became regular sext buddies instead.

by mythumps March 6, 2014

blanket buddies

Someone who you want to cuddle in a blanket with.

Bob: Hey girl, do you want to be blanket buddies?
Stacy: Hell nah bitch, I don't wanna cuddle with yo ugly ass.

by shexibeast420blaze$ December 8, 2016