Cruising for a Bruising

someone who is pushing there luck and likely to become physically assulted for their actions

Rob) Can you please stop smoking in here, it stinks!

Dude) You're cruising for a bruising mate, do you wanna ask anything else?

Rob) <exits room>

by footjuice_solutions June 17, 2009

Slut Bruise

A bruise or bruises found on someone's knee making it look as though they've given a ton of Blow Jobs recently. The bruise can be from anything but has to be on one or both knees. The bigger the bruise the bigger the slut.

Suzy "omg look at Trina's knees!"
Jenny "those are some pretty huge slut bruises, her boyfriend must be happy!"

by em-dizzle4sizzle September 24, 2011

she has bruises on her knees

It means that she is a hoe that has been sucking dick behind the staples

She has bruises on her knees

by Qwedswdjshdj February 10, 2017

Micro Bruiser

A small, yet powerful penis

Phrank was packing a real micro bruiser.

by BruiserMH December 10, 2014

cruiser bruiser

A game where you slug someone whenever you see a PT Cruiser on the road. Similar to slug bug.

Cruiser Bruiser! No backs!

by Slugger August 28, 2004

Beer bruises

Mystery bruises caused by a night out with the beer monster, which you have NO MEMORY AT ALL of obtaining.

Particularly impressive when found on the face, possibly from calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone.

Ouch, what the hell was I doing last night!? And where am I? And why is there diced carrot in my hair!?

by ..WiL May 24, 2005

Bruxism

Involuntary or habitual grinding of the teeth, typically during sleep.

The erosion of his teeth betrayed the presence of bruxism; consequently, his dentist provided him with a mouthpiece to wear at night.

by Der Golem April 19, 2012