Brandan’s dick

The SMALLEST thing you will ever see.

That dust molecule is as big as Brandan’s dick

by John Lismore February 23, 2024

brandan bud

Brandan Bud is an absolute gem in the rough. Everything you could ever want and need to have for your entire life. Once you have his heart, and give him yours, life becomes peaceful mixed with a sense of purpose. Any task you need to accomplish becomes instantly feasible and no longer a challenge. If you ever have the rare chance of being in the presence of him. Know he is sometimes called upon as a God but wishes to not be worshipped unless it's from his true life partner and soulmate, to which he returns the act of worship back on them. He believes in logical approaches and equal partnership. He is destined to only commit to a woman welcomed to life in 1985. The best and only one to ever walk the earth came to life in 1992. <3

Brandan Bud was the first person for her to commit and trust entirely with everything she ever knew and for once in her life, she wa not let down or screwed over.

by Buddybadass February 2, 2025

Dirty Brandan

When you have a male yeast infection and you have sex to relieve the itching. You then give oral on the female eating the mix of cum, peeled skin and yeast discharge

My Junk was itching like crazy so I gave Jessica a Dirty Brandan and it felt amazing.

by Mike Honcho 52 June 4, 2023

Brandon Richardson

A handsome individual who lives in Miami that’s an entrepreneur, socialite and actor.

Also known as Prince or his government name Brandon Quantavius Richardson, born September 23, 1984.

Brandon Richardson is the sole create of Thots on a Yacht.

by JasmineP May 6, 2022

Brandon Routh

The hot-ass talented actor who stars as Superman/Clark Kent in the upcoming summer movie Superman Returns.

Brandon Routh is a sexy beast of a man. He put on 22 pounds of solid muscle to be in Superman Returns. Thank fuck for that skin-tight outfit.

by AMENNAAAAAA July 1, 2006

brandon sens

somebody that plays on a sensitivity in fps games that is way higher than you should ever think about.

yo this man is using brandon sens thats why he is 2-23

by valorant pro player May 16, 2021

Brandon Boyd

Multi-talented lyrical genious and lead singer of modern rock band, Incubus. Also known for his visual art work and good looks.

Brandon Boyd's voice makes me weak in the knees.

by Steph September 27, 2004