Brainfreeze

When your brain nerves freeze. It prevents you from breathing.

Billy: Don’t eat ice! It’ll give you a brainfreeze.
Joe: Whabla- OUCH! *Cough*

by McBoobs (IHateShitters) June 14, 2018

brainfreeze

When you (a male) are having sex with someone's ear and you splooge all into the person's ear.

I brainfreezed my girlfriend last night.

by Assman Bob February 21, 2004

brainfreeze

when its so cold out, and you ejaculate, the skeet freezes on the head of your dick.

Tyrone: Man, it's so cold I'mma bout to have a brainfreeze
Alan: Me and Shawna were having sex in the park last night, and I brainfreezed it was so cold.

by Jonathan Shaw March 2, 2008

Braintree

Braintree is a decently large town in Essex, England 15 miles west of Colchester and 10 miles northeast of Chelmsford City. The last known population record of Braintree was taken in 2014, where the population was about 150,000, if since then, the population growth has continued at the same rate, then it is estimated that the population as of 2019 is probably about 154,000. Braintree lies on the River Brain while Bocking lies on the River Blackwater, the two are often referred to together as Braintree and Bocking. Braintree has a football club, Braintree Town FC, nicknamed The Iron, and they will next season (19/20) be competing in the National South (6th Division). Braintree is bypassed by the A120 and the A131.

Braintree is twinned with Pierrefitte-sur-Seine in France and has given its name to Braintree, Massachusetts and Braintree, Vermont in the US of A.

//en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Braintree,_Essex

Copy that link with https: at the beginning to look at more info, I ain't got enough time to post it all.

"Braintree is a nice town"

by Thot Patrol 69 May 31, 2019

Brainfreeze

When the male human ejaculates into their bellybutton after masturbation or sex takes place.

OH FUCC I CAME. SHIT BRAINFREEZE

by Fannygasher16 June 15, 2018

taki brainfreeze

The scenario of eating a very spicy Taki chip and proceeding to drink tons of Slurpee to cool it down but instead resulting in the chaos known as taki brainfreeze.

“No! Ace! Don’t drink that Slurpee or you’ll get Taki Brainfreeze!”

by bonnieschainsaw November 24, 2023

Taki brainfreeze

Eating a very spicy Taki chip and proceeding to drink tons of slushy to cool it down but instead resulting in taki brainfreeze

“No! Ace! Don’t drink all that slushy or you’ll get taki brainfreeze!”

by bonnieschainsaw November 25, 2023