The adjective describing someone who is shocked and or appalled by the drastic changes given to the Propel Water's new appearance. Person Usually feels faint, and may even vomit in some cases.
Boy 1: Hey check out Propels new bottles, they're adorable!
Boy 2: *throws up*
Boy 1: oooh.....must be Bottle Shocked, poor lad.
Boy 2: *throws up*
Boy 1: oooh.....must be Bottle Shocked, poor lad.
by Propel connoisseur March 13, 2009
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In order to get into the sorority, Kerri had to perform the dreaded bottle squat in the middle of the party.
by Almohada July 1, 2008
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Occurs when a man cannot have sex with a women because she is not ready (wet). The resulting effect can be closely related to trying to stick your penis inside of a Beer Bottle.
" - Man, I wanted to fuck Dana so badly, but she wasn't in the mood.. I couldn't wait, i just stuck it in!
- Ouch!... Beer Bottle Sex"
- Ouch!... Beer Bottle Sex"
by Wessiach January 28, 2009
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by -HEF- September 3, 2009
Get the bottle shopper mug.When you're tired of jerking off with your hand so you fuck the shit out a water bottle until you cum, then you drink your cummy water
by Nice cock February 3, 2021
Get the Water bottle sex mug.Shaming someone for using a single-use plastic bottle, most often by pointing out how bad it is for the environment.
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