-A word used to describe a person who has the capability to determine the subtle differences between grasshopper and cockroach excrement. In the countries of southeast Asia, being dubbed bordinal is considered the highest honor one can receive in his or her lifetime.
-All who feel they may be eligible to be dubbed bordinal must contact The International Committee of Irish Entrepreneurs (ICIE) who will then host a series of complex tests to verify weather or not you meet the criteria for the honorable title.
-All who feel they may be eligible to be dubbed bordinal must contact The International Committee of Irish Entrepreneurs (ICIE) who will then host a series of complex tests to verify weather or not you meet the criteria for the honorable title.
ICIE: So, tell us, is it grasshopper or cockroach poop?
Ryan: grasshopper.
ICIE: Correct!
Bordinal Ryan: fuck yeah.
Ryan: grasshopper.
ICIE: Correct!
Bordinal Ryan: fuck yeah.
by TACOwhisperer August 6, 2011
Get the Bordinal mug.by Budgii October 15, 2018
Get the I'm Bored mug.Related Words
borqd
• bored
• border hopper
• border
• borderline
• bord
• Borderologist
• Borderlands
• bored shitless
• Bordens
When somebody consistently and repeatedly has suicidal thoughts, but hasn't seriously considered it and planned out a comprehensive course of action. Like almost all medical problems, early treatment is extremely important.
borderline-suicidal Person: I lost my job and my wife is considering divorce.... maybe I should just put one right in my head...
(Next day) Gotta drive to the unemployment office...maybe I should just lock the door and drive into a lake...
Similar thoughts repeat frequently
Suicidal person: My family was murdered and I'm being framed for it....I'll go get my gun and end it right here. I'd better do it over the bridge so there's no mess. Just in case my life insurance pays out, I'll write a will to have it all donated to charity...
(Next day) Gotta drive to the unemployment office...maybe I should just lock the door and drive into a lake...
Similar thoughts repeat frequently
Suicidal person: My family was murdered and I'm being framed for it....I'll go get my gun and end it right here. I'd better do it over the bridge so there's no mess. Just in case my life insurance pays out, I'll write a will to have it all donated to charity...
by Jean PKAM November 9, 2013
Get the borderline-suicidal mug.You must be bored. Extremely bored, otherwise you wouldn't have gone to a dictionary site and typed in 'i am bored" just to see what popped up.
*types in "I am bored"*
*finds this entry*
*reads example*
*thinks to self - "Wow, I really am bored."*
*finds this entry*
*reads example*
*thinks to self - "Wow, I really am bored."*
by Jillybean-Jellybean January 16, 2009
Get the I am bored mug.by The open minded metal listener February 21, 2011
Get the bored mug.A shitty joke by penguinz0 that he has shared in multiple episodes of The Official Podcast that after telling, will always lead to silence.
Penguinz0: I was driving in my car going down i-4 and there was an advertisement for boardwalk burgers, which is like this little shitty burger spot where like homeless people i guess just throw them on a grill or something and the sign said "come try the new boardwalk burgers" and i saw it out of the corner of my eyes and i was like boardwalk burgers, more like bored burgers, cuz the bored burgers aren't having any fun,
Everyone in the podcast: .......
Everyone in the podcast: .......
by climpsonj April 15, 2019
Get the bored burgers mug.When a person or people get turned on for no reason while doing nothing. Mostly out of boredom they start to have sex or jerk off
by Random horny guy February 4, 2017
Get the Bored horny mug.