An annual competition to determine the world's most boring person. Won for the last 4 years by Fishy MacSwell who impressed the judges with his droopy old face, boring Pork Scotch Trousers and his insistence on having a barbecue every day of his pointless fucking life.
Kibbles: What are all those trophies for?
Trace: They're the Porky Scotcher's. He's won the World Championship of Boringness for the last 4 years.
Trace: They're the Porky Scotcher's. He's won the World Championship of Boringness for the last 4 years.
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When the subject matter of a conversation is extremely interesting but is being described in a way that is boring usually due to a lack of charisma.
Can also be used the other way around when the subject of conversation is boring yet there is a load of excitement and personality which helps you stay engaged.
Can also be used the other way around when the subject of conversation is boring yet there is a load of excitement and personality which helps you stay engaged.
"I was really looking forward to this lecture on alien spaceships"
"Me too but professor Walters monotone droning is making it incredibly borinteresting"
"Me too but professor Walters monotone droning is making it incredibly borinteresting"
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Get the boring mug.Repetitive, mindless and rote body movements with eyes closed while thinking about someone or something else
Me and my husband had boring sex again last night. He just wanted a hole to fuck. It didn't matter whose head was attached to it.
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