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Booker

In pro wrestling, basically he's the one running the show. He decides who's winning the matches, how the matches will end, and all the various storylines and feuds that lead to the matches taking place. Bookers can be all kinds of different people, from the owner of the promotion (Paul Heyman in ECW), wrestlers for the promotion (Kevin Nash or Kevin Sullivan in WCW), or people hired by the promotion for the job (Jim Cornette in Ring Of Honor). Booking can also be done by committee, the current bookers of the WWE are owner Vince McMahon, "head of creative" Stephaine McMahon-Levesque (Vince's daughter), "head of talent development" Paul "Triple H" Levesque (semi-retired wrestler and Stephanie's husband), and various other people. The term "book" can also be used as a verb, as in "I wish they'd book Daniel Bryan to actually win a match one of these days" or "WWE TLC 2012 was booked very well".
Jim Cornette was fired as Ring of Honor booker in October 2012, and replaced by ex-wrestler Delirious.
by A.C. Sativa January 8, 2013
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blonkers

A form of eyewear.

Similar to blinkers and totally invisible, blonkers are usually worn by car enthusiasts loyal to one particular car manufacturer and model. Not always easy to spot being worn until the wearer starts telling you how much their car weighs, it's power to weight ratio etc. A dead giveaway would be if they tell you how difficult it is to properly tune an NA engine.
"Dude, Honda built the Integra Type-R DC2 as a stripped out road going racer"

"Oh ffs, check out the blonkers on that guy....."
by w0dge January 1, 2009
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Booker T

A TNA wrestler... also known as:King-Booker
Guy:I has a shovel :P

Booker T: Can you dig it ? suckaaaaaaaaa?
by BooKa Tee October 17, 2008
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Booker-Facing

When you act surprised when somebody tells you something you already learned via facebook stalking.
Guy 1: Hey man Lisa was just telling me about how she went to Cancun this summer.

Guy 2: Dude haven't you looked at her Cancun photo album like 9 times?

Guy 1: Yeah but I couldn't let her know that, so I was booker-facing like a boss
by Friendddd September 11, 2011
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slipper bonker

1) A couple who have sex with slippers on.
2) An annoying son of a bitch that you wish would be hit with something
1) Ew I hope my parents dont become slipper bonkers.
2) That god damn slipper bonker won't leave me alone.
by kanguala November 6, 2009
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bonkers

Bananas, nuts, crazy, wild, ballistic, cuckoo! Any thesaurus will do.
Quite commonly used word, not slang, used to affectionately describe a state of mind such as the above.
Hand-in-hand vocabulary with for example: gor-blimey, bastards!, bollockchops, well I'll be a pissed on candle, crikey, shove it up your arse, and bollocks! Used in the UK at least.(>London<)
Humorous sub-text in use due to its (click the link) 'bonk' attribute, as in copulation of the 'Carry On' sort also bonk could be a hit, say on the head that has comedy value.
To enhance, say: 'bloody bonkers' or 'blimmin bonkers' or 'bloomin bonkers' or 'absolutely bonkers' (esp.)
-He's definitely gone bonkers, that boy.' (crazy in the head)

-They told me they lost the paperwork.
-Did you get mad?'
-I went absolutely bonkers (mad at them)

-I could have sworn I left it here on the frigde, I tell you I'm going bonkers
by Ja-' Chri-' UK May 8, 2006
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bonkering

Mad craving for the butt hole to be fingered- causing the person to go "bonkers".
he had a bonkering but he had no partner, so he used his own finger
by Bonkering December 2, 2014
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