borenography

Internet pornography, so named because it is so wide spread and commonyly seen, that it has lost it's ability to titillate.

No, the internet does not need any more bornographic images of your naked wife.

by Qwan Prah July 23, 2005

sonography

Phenology in which the only historical distinctions between two cultures are syllabic.

Sonography would proffer that the only historiography is phonic (sonic). Sonography would reject "historical" inequities (iniquities) and historical materialism.

by metawave January 24, 2019

Bornography

Photos of hot pregnant women giving birth

"Hey wanna go watch some football?"
"Sorry watching some bornography right now. This hot chick's pushin' em out hard!"
"Oh my God, that's not a birth! That's a live training video on how to abort a fetus!"

by EatMyAssFaggot March 19, 2022

Bornography

When people have sex to generate a baby.

Richard: Baby, don't you think that we should have a kid?
Rachel: I couldn't agree more!
Richard: C'mon. baby! It's time for some bornography!

by InternetHuman April 13, 2015

Biography

1. A thick heavy covering for a floor, usually made of woven wool or synthetic fibers; a rug.
1a. The fabric used for this floor covering.

2. A surface or surface covering that is similar to a rug.

Oh man, that thick red biography in Dan's living room was so soft I just had to dig my toes into it.

by Tyler Elliott July 28, 2008

bornography

Naked pictures of one's own baby photographs to be masturbated to.

I found bornography under his matress.

by Myke Giguère January 27, 2007

biography

1. A thick heavy covering for a floor, usually made of woven wool or synthetic fibers; a rug.
1a. The fabric used for this floor covering.

2. A surface or surface covering that is similar to a rug

Oh man, that red biography was so soft I just had to dig my toes into it.

by Tyler Elliott July 29, 2008