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Boni Linguistics 

When your English proficiency is so bad that a new language is created.
Nova: You have no inches
Boni: And you wonder why are your b*tches leave you.

Local Man: Hey Shem, checkout Boni linguistics
Boni Linguistics by Ari-Shem September 27, 2022
Related Words
bonita boning bonified boni bonin' bonics bonie boniface bonita applebum Bonia
The Great Sam Boni. The best cockapoo to walk the planet, ever. Noun.
Sam Boni ran down the street. Sam Boni is a boss.

nong boni 

katong ga-laso sa kilid sa grranstan. nasakpan siya nila louie og marc kay wala man gitrankahan ang portahan.
taga bukid: hoy nong boni.. gaunsa man ka diha??
other taga bukid: si ning boni... ga laso ... sa kilid...
nong boni: ga laso ko..
nong boni by ye_bly March 17, 2005

Juggle Bonito 

While playing a game of soccer, one player juggles the ball over another players head, making a beautiful juggle, hence the name. Only the most elite of players can do this. It is a trademark of the Meach, for he does it quite often schooling n00bs like it was his job. The phrase was coined by another player when he saw such magic happen one game.
N00b 1.) Ohh no here comes the Meach he's gonna juggle bonito you!

N00b 2.) No he won't I'm too good

Meach - BOOOOOM!!! I just juggled bonito another n00b!
Juggle Bonito by CP89 October 15, 2008

boniversary

A boniversary is the anniversary of the date you and your partner first fucked.
Jack and V celebrated their boniversary by taking a train trip down to San Diego (sex on on a train--TRAINAL!), the place where it all began.
boniversary by VL100214 November 1, 2015
Killing your boner — getting with an ugly girl
Person 1: Man I’m about to commit bonicide!
Person 2: What? With who?

Person 3: Cindy, I know she’s a grenade but I need some poon
Person 4: Damn that’s rough but I feel you
Bonicide by MAMBAMANIA December 28, 2019