Bonersaurs

Bonersaurs can be used to describe someone instead of: dork, tool, or any other characterization of someone who is just lame.

A person, usually male that walks around waving its arms and makes obscure noises. And they normally have very smelly feet and throw spoons.

It sometimes dances (usually to mid 2000 pop hits, notably "My Humps") and waves its arms around like it's having a seizure.

"oh man look at that guy trying to dance up on that chick."

"yeah, what a bonersaurs."

by bonerjamz209 May 22, 2009

boner soup

when a group of guys get together and jack off and cum into a bowl, then they stick their dicks in it.

Guy 1: Dude last night me and the guys from work made boner soup.
Guy 2: fag

by whilma hanks April 21, 2010

bonerous

of, or relating to a fully engorged penis. used as an adjective slang for a generally negative situation, occurance, or subsequent noun.

As the day passed, Germaine's mood became perpetually more and more bonerous, after his girlfriend was eaten alive by piranhas, merely out of spite.

by dire frivolity [AIM] May 31, 2005

bonerope

god knows what the hell it is

ok, put your hand under your knee
and press up can you feel that thing

wtf is that is it a bone?
it feels like a rope though

its obviously your bonerope

by Jordanrayner January 28, 2008

Bonersome

when something is glorious and magnificent and needs to be seen by everyone

oh my god did you see that star in the sky it was so totally bonersome

by B-Radisawesome!!! August 1, 2015

Boner soup

A soup so delicious that it will:
1. If of the male gender, with one sip of boner soup, you will become instantly erect foravar.

2. If of the female gender, with one sip of boner soup, you instantly grow a penis which will instantly become erect.

3. If of the she-man gender, with one sip of boner soup, you still get an erect penis.

4. Yummy!

5. Full of sweet, sweet protein.

6. A soup that has boners in it.

Dad: Here's some chicken noodle soup!

Toddler Girl: No! I want some boner soup!

Dad: Haha, just like your mother! Good girl!

Toddler Girl: Yummy!

by Fat shadow August 25, 2010

Young Boneasour

A really fucking hot underage child/preteen that makes you cum your pants and makes you wanna be a 11 year old.

Man... that young boneasour probably has more action than you on your girlfriend on a friday night.

by Kaka April 18, 2005