Blarphing

When your getting a blow job and you get so relaxed that you accidentally fart in her mouth.

Dude she was giving me such good head I kept Blarphing in her mouth.

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo May 22, 2017

Blurped

When tha blue and red lights (police) turn they lights on telling you to pull over. Its all on you to decide if you gone pull over or not

man i almost got blurped last nite!

by Redb0ne. January 12, 2008

Blorph

(verb) 1. A type of physical assault involving an unexpected shoulder check, where the assailant tries to hurl their target into the air by coming in slightly lower than their targets shoulder, and rising up after contact.

2. Any displacement of a smaller entity by a larger entity in a physical manner.

While walking down the hallway, the sophomore student was blorphed into the lockers by a senior on the football team.

by Draogntooth June 5, 2009

blurp

to get pulled over by the police. comes from the sound the police sirens make ("BLURP!")

"SLOW DOWN...i ain't tryna get blurped tonight!"

by DIZZYD August 31, 2004

BLURPEN

when one smokes purple and drinks budlight

bro me and my friends were BLURPEN for like 2 hours straight last night we were so retarted

by CHANCE OWEN May 25, 2011

Burphie's Law

The opposite of Murphy's Law.

It's been raining all month, but lookie here! The skies have cleared up just in time for our camping trip! Must be Burphie's law!

by Thumpo Lahini August 12, 2020

Blurpkin

Rendition of a Blumpkin but based underwater

So last night my girlfriend was in the bath and she needed to shit so she asked me to give her a Blurpkin which is basically an underwater Blumpkin, the result being the best of both worlds, under and over I say!!!

by Bluuuuuuurp6983 March 23, 2022