workplace brownout

When you call in sick to your workplace as a comment against administrative policy and wind up shitting all over your colleagues who must do your job.

Let’s make a powerful stink and pull a workplace brownout!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 31, 2020

blown out

The state of a females vagina after having been invaded more times than Poland.

That whore's gash is blown out like a Firestone recall.

by NestoRey September 1, 2004

Brownout

When you shit your pants

POO POO PIKER PepeLaugh after he has a brownout

by Corirn April 18, 2019

Roller Coaster Blown Out

The act of being able to ride roller coasters easily because you've rode so many. Very similar to how a woman, or even a gay man, can take a dick very easily after he or she's been screwed many times, or "blown out". The fear is gone, but the fun's still there!

Person 1: Dude, wanna ride the Sheikra?
Person 2: Hell no! That thing's fuckin crazy!
Person 3: Ah, stop being a bitch. You're just not roller coaster blown out yet!

by Thejefferson09 April 17, 2009

BM Blowout

A disgusting assplosion of fecal matter (all forms) occuring whilst still wearing pants. 97% of the time the "Blowout" comes without warning; the proverbial brown-tsunami has been known to hit no matter the situation.
Only three people have died from Blowouts in the past 37 years.

intercom at retirement home: "Would Oscar please report to ward 6 with a bucket of bleach and a tire iron, Beatrice had another BM Blowout."

by the_guy January 16, 2005

bay city blowout

When, after some Rudy J banana pancakes, you don't quite make it home in time and shit your pants so hard it touches t-shirt.

Terry threw away his jeans after his latest bay city blowout.

by Baycitywally March 10, 2014

Buffalo Blowout

The most heinous of all rectal explosions. A firey, stinging release of wet shit caused by too many chicken wings and draft beer.

I didn't make to half time during the Super Bowl this year before I had a Buffalo Blowout.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017