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to discard a used condom quickly onto pavement to avoid embarrasment/consequences, "where the rubber meets the road".

I pulled a firestone when Mom was getting in the car.

firestone by Laurinda May 14, 2005

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Firestone

Firestone, FS or State Of Firestone, is a popular Ro-State in the Roblox Platform, with more than one thousand concurrent players. The game was initially renamed after the popular state of Rockport.

Let us play some Firestone tonight.

Firestone by WendyMC April 13, 2023

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firestone

Pronounced "Firr-Stone"
n. a person who has pseudo-gay tendencies, exhibits metrosexual behavior patterns

Yo, look at that dude's shoes! Yeah, he must be a firestone.

firestone by MoneyMoneyMoney January 2, 2009

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Firestone

When you go to take a piss right after sexual intercourse and it burns like a motherfucker!

You: What the fuck are you screaming about man?

Me: HOLYASSFUCKINGMOSES I JUST LAID A BITCH OUT AND NOW MY PISS BURNS LIKE SHAT!

You: Ah...the ol' firestone ey?

Firestone by Penguin Pussy December 23, 2009

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firestone highschool

A high school where people smoke weed

Hey bro you going to that Firestone highschool? I hear they smoke weed

firestone highschool by Mr. Householder January 24, 2018

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Firestone C Floor Mardi Gras Parade

A sex move. To perform it, gather some of your closest friends and lovers, and make your way down to the C floor of Firestone Library. Stand in a line, ass-to-crotch, and close the stacks until the whole gang is wedged firmly in between, akin to human centipede. Begin coitus.

Serves 8-18.

Oh man, I love doing the Firestone C Floor Mardi Gras Parade! I went with Charlie, Summer, Burt, Sammy, Violet, Noah, and Chester last night, and we had a great time.

Firestone C Floor Mardi Gras Parade by the_rattler September 30, 2022

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Keyden Firestone

An inconsiderable jerk who beats his girlfriend and calls people terrible names. he likes to beat people for the thrill.
He cussess and makes inappropriate jokes.

Do not be like Keyden Firestone.

Keyden Firestone by AMps the wolf March 18, 2019

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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