blokken

Another word for masturbation. Used as a secret code among a group of friends.

X: "Hey dude, are you blokken good?"
Y: "Yeah dude!"

by MR_Feet May 26, 2010

blorker

A dog that's barking in his sleep.

"My dog is such a blorker because she barks in her sleep like an idiot all night long."

by Chase in San Antonio February 2, 2014

blorking

When a dog barks in their sleep.

"My dog was blorking all night long because he was dreaming about the post man again."

by Chase in San Antonio February 3, 2014

Borken

When someones microphone is making lots of shit noise like a helicopter.

Nathan you mic is borken fix it please!

by FaZe LazarB3am September 27, 2019

Blowken

When a girl gives you head when you are sitting on the toilet taking a shit.

Ohh my god i was taking this huge shit last night then some drunk chick came in and gave me head. It was the best blowken of my life.

by Alfonzo Gonzalez Ramierez October 3, 2008

Blorke

A self-absorbed, delusional, hypocrite. Or a child who truly believes in their imaginary thoughts and beliefs. Blorkes believe that the world revolves around them and are overly confident in their abilities, extremely hypocritical and are most often sore losers.

The other team was full of Blorkes, they for sure thought they'd win but when they lost they became angry and threw tantrums.

I had to babysit a Blorke last week, he wouldn't stop talking about how he was always right and knew everything.

She told me I was being too violent in the pool but later I saw her doing the same thing, she's such a Blorke.

by Muiram July 5, 2017

Borken

When you are typing too fast and instead of broken, you type borken.

My mic is borken.

by Red69420 October 15, 2020