Blork

When a head chef shits in the mouth of the sous chef, which is then shat back out and plated up to go on the specials board. The blorked is then promoted to head chef

“Can’t wait for Gav to blork me, I’ve worked in kitchens for 15 years. About time!”

by blork69 July 14, 2025

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Blorking

A mix of bluffing and working. When you're trying to look busy while not accomplishing anything.

Jim: Dude, I just blorked the entire time in the cure for cancer class.

Brian: Dude, I gotta work on my blorking skills, teacher caught me last class.

by willywonkaboi May 2, 2019

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