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Blork

A word used to describe a large amount of mucous and snot stuffing ones nose or the green goop that and junk that gets hacked out of your lungs when you are sick.
My nose is stuffed up with blork.
by The MA Show March 31, 2019
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Blork

When a head chef shits in the mouth of the sous chef, which is then shat back out and plated up to go on the specials board. The blorked is then promoted to head chef
“Can’t wait for Gav to blork me, I’ve worked in kitchens for 15 years. About time!”
by blork69 July 14, 2025
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Blorking

Using a fleshlight whilest being a person
Im currently blorking in johnshnob
by Thecreamboy February 21, 2025
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