blingtard

A person who wears so much bling, the weight and shine has greatly lessened their intellectual abilities.

I had to steal some shades to protect my eyes from the SHINE of that skanky whore; she's a total blingtard!

by OzSpade September 30, 2006

bingtard

An incompetent retard who can't use a proper search engine, and always ends up asking stupid, awkward or irrelevant questions as a result.

That freaking bingtard doesn't know diddly-squat cos he's always wasting his time using shitty search engines.. should have used google in the first place, and he might have gained an actual clue, rather than constantly having to bug us.

by Blotted Snot November 3, 2013

Blizztard

It's the name given to retards that play "Blizzard" brand games like "World Of Warcraft."

Melissa: "Come on Drew we're going to be late."
Drew: I can't I am fighting a mage in the mystical forrest."
Melissa: "You're such a Blizztard."

by Hobo Destroyer November 10, 2009

Blitarded

So high, or so "blitted" you feel like you're retarded.

Dude I smoked so much weed yesterday I couldn't even fucntion. I was blitarded

by Danny Prime October 26, 2011

Banktards

A family of fire-crotches that are epicly retarded. the often swear and scream at eachother for no apparent reason. they have not dusted there house since grandpa banktard bought it in the late 1800's. proceed with caution when scaling up the rickety poorly carpeted stairs, as cobwebs may entangle you. the whole family smells of dog farts and mac n cheese. they buy all of their food products in outrageous quantities. sometimes up to 250 boxes of mac n cheese at a time. the classic banktard breakfast consists of a whole bag of cereal with only a few drops of milk, and if your lucky, you may get a few pounds of sugar on top. they enjoy internet dating with children around 5 years younger than them. If you see a family like this, steer clear, for they are most likely the formidable banktards.

Example 1:

Dad: Austin! Do you F***n chores now or ill kick you out!
Austin: Shut the f**k up dad! ill kick your a**!
Mom: Austin! dont talk to your father that way!!!
Austin: f**k you mom!
Me: Stop bein Banktards!
Example 2:

Brittany: Austin get off me!
Austin: NO!... Arm Bar!!!
Sam: Im goin to taco bell to get 1000 tacos just for me. would you two like to split a 79 cent cheese roll up?
Austin and Brittany: F**k you!!! you two ton tank!

by Btard hater June 22, 2010

bluntarded

Really extremely high

"Bro, i am so bluntarded right now."
"10 blunts and im bluntarded"

by Jade Jenkins May 19, 2008

blinkerdick

an individual that does not use their blinker while driving such as changing lanes or turning. an individual that leaves their blinker on when not switching lanes or turning.

goddam look at this blinkerdick !" .. " i know he has yet to take his blinker off

by oggieb July 19, 2010