blasfumy

a shit-less, mind-boggling, penis-extending mix of music thats bound to make you cry or burst into head-banging thrill dancing!

there was so much blasfumy last night at that part i got a splinting headache!

by winterdrift October 26, 2012

clique clique blaum

A clique clique blaum is - simply speaking - a French lesbian pirate. A feminist with crew-cut platina blond hair. You know the type.

When a clique clique blaum walks past you, you MUST say clique clique blaum to your nearby friend.
"Clique clique BLAAAAAAAAUM!"

by Torks December 15, 2008

blastmail

Having your personal information sent out in the form of an email to a mass audience in an effort to send the victim into deep cover.

After LAFF, JIE, and CUFFS took over the GAYMIKE account and gathered his real info, it went out in a superb blastmail exposing the true loser he really is.

by CUFFS fan August 26, 2005

Blashme

a word that u say out of no where to cut someone off or aggravate them

Markes " heyy did u see that"

Fred cuts him off " Blashme"

by AgginDerf November 10, 2011

blaumph

Someone who dies to the environment in a manner that they had plenty of warning beforehand

You just got blaumphed!
The red-zone blaumphed me.
Wait here for a minute, we dont want to get blaumphed.

by karthic October 9, 2017

blasmeanus

sensation caused by three loads of ejaculation at once

was it good ,did you get a blasmeanus

by jimmie the junkie May 6, 2018

nasal blasm

A Nasal Blasm is when you are about to sneeze, and someone says or does something that makes you look up and accidentally sneeze directly into their face.

Bob- "Hey, Bill"

Bill- ::startled sneeze in Bob's facehole::
Bill- "...Sorry about the nasal blasm, dude. Did you want something?"

Bob- "...Maybe a tissue and a bottle of bleach."

by LMichelle January 3, 2013