blatard

Cross between blatantly, and retard - like "blatantly, you're a retard for even asking"

housemate 1: shall we get drunk and go out tonight?
housemates 2 -7: Blatard!

by Rojiepojie August 24, 2007

Bartard

Someone who gets addicted to Xanax and goes insane unless they’re already insane which they probably are if they do xanax. Bartards are not human they are lizard people who wear fitteds and shit out of their mouths.

Braden is such a bartard he let JT touch him and he don’t even remember it.

by Junkiest December 1, 2021

blastard

Black + Bastard= Blastard

A Black Bastard

Ay, we was hoopin down at the park, right, and then some blastard gonna steal my ball, man! I couldn't believe that shit.

by chickenfries0101 August 19, 2007

blastard

the actual meaning of blastard is in fact a person who is both a bastard and one who is black

"quit being such a blastard and help me make dinner"

by King charlez June 24, 2009

blastard

bastardization of the pronunciation of blue blooded bastards.

As overheard in Batavia IL "Those blue blooded blastards..."
Response "did you just say blastard?"..."Yeah, I did but it works don't it?"

by Audrey Farber March 16, 2008

blastard

police officers who harass you for no reason
blue uniforms + acting like a bastard = blastard

Anybody who does something to piss you off, especially people of authority. (police, bouncers, PO)

I can't believe this blastard gave me a speeding ticket

I know that blastard didn't just cut me off!

by cherie September 13, 2004

Bartarded

So drunk you forget how to say anything intelligent

He had 8 shots of tequila and was rendered bartarded.

by Nonwords August 16, 2014