3 definitions by Nonwords

So drunk you forget how to say anything intelligent
He had 8 shots of tequila and was rendered bartarded.
by Nonwords August 16, 2014
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Advantages woman have, just by being a woman
I get my drinks paid for and doors open but you don't because of vagvantage.
by Nonwords August 16, 2014
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