global blackout

When a large women sits on your face naked

She was at least 30 stone, when she sat on my face it was like there was a global blackout, I will never recover from the smell of her anus, my nose was right up her ass

by mitch00uk April 6, 2015

Blackout Barbie

A level of inebriation where one consumes so much alcohol that he/she blacks out. The term is often associated with having the best night of your life. Often considered one step above white girl wasted, being blackout barbie is the ultimate level of drunkenness. After being blackout barbie you will wake up knowing you had an amazing night, although you will not remember any of it.

Barbie: Yo Ken, you we're so drunk last night!
Ken: I don't remember anything I must have been blackout barbie.
Barbie: Did you have fun at least?
Ken: I woke up in a stranger's bed... so YES!

by Kendrick West February 9, 2014

Blackout Horny

When you are so horny you forget all rational.

A: “Bro I can’t believe you hooked up with that 4”

B: “man, I can’t even remember why, I was blackout horny”

by I’m blackout horny December 17, 2020

Blackout Wednesday

The day before Thanksgiving. This Wednesday is the biggest bar night of the year, therefore you should get blacked out. No one has work or class the next day, so there are NO EXCUSES.

Absolutely, this Blackout Wednesday is going to be epic.

by mark brochez November 23, 2010

Blackoutman

An alcoholic Superhero who has amazing powers of tolerance
of alcohol and intolerance of prohibitionists. Equipped
with a titanium liver, Blackoutman can consume unlimited
alcoholic beverages without liver damage.

Last night was a blurr. I think I went into a telephone
booth and turned into "Blackoutman".

"I am an Alcoholocaust Survivor"!

by Brandy Blurr May 1, 2008

Blackout Pat

Where you party until you get blackout drunk and get naked. Then proceed to hump everyone in the room and put your genitals in their face. Usually consists of staying naked the rest of the night.

"Watch your girl, here comes Blackout Pat"
"It's like a penis but smaller"
I got so Blackout Pay last night I lost all my clothes"

by Republic of Texas May 18, 2016

blacknose sheep

1. noun: A breed of white-wool, black-faced sheep native to the Valais region of Switzerland. Known in German as the Walliser Schwarznasenschaf. Often considered to be the cutest sheep in the world.
2. noun: A person who doesn't show their face often but is amazingly adorable and wonderfully cuddle-able.

1. I went to Switzerland and got to pet a blacknose sheep!
2. She's super cute! But rather shy. A real blacknose sheep.

by banananana123321 June 30, 2018