Birthcake

Giving birth on a cake, while unconsensually getting fucked in the ass by a dick covered in candle wax

Man: Hey, because of you giving birth, would you like to take advantage of the situation and do birthcake?
Woman: What's birthc-
Man: Great!

by Og_dude November 29, 2016

Birthwake

Like a birthday, but sad.
Typically has people setting flaming boats out to sea.
But in those rare cases when it doesn't, a birthwake is just a depressing birthday party.

This birthwake is dead, let's go out drinking.

by Seriousnessosity October 11, 2011

birthdater

Someone who has sex as soon as they reach the age of consent; aka a barely legal person

she texted him as soon as she became a birthdater

by invert cattso January 31, 2019

bitrate

the number of computers per second that can sent to other computers

Your mom lowered her bitrate to only 256 clients per day after catching syphilis

by tenderboi March 21, 2017

Birthaversary Present

When your birthday falls on or near your anniversary and you only get one gift for both occasions.

We were married on my birthday, so I always get a birthaversary present instead of two!

by Alilrebelchick February 22, 2010

Birthdate

When it’s your birthday and someone makes plans pretending to be a great birthday gift but it’s actually done with intentions of a possible love interest. A friend who is trying to change zones . A birthday from hell in other words

It’s the start of your future
A birthdate to remember

by Rick shores August 30, 2025

Crude Birth Rate

If you search this up, you probably take AP Human Geography classes too!

Well if you need to study what the fuck this is, this is the amount of people born per 1000 people in a society.

The Crude Birth Rate in the US is 11.

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb November 8, 2023