Bret Stroke

Pronounced "brit stroke". A bret stroke or a bret job is a variation of a hand job. The term was coined because of its similarity to a breast stroke. The jerking motion one uses in a bret job is similar to what a swimmer looks like when they break the surface of the water while performing the breast stroke. The person giving the bret stroke sits either facing the two receivers or sitting in between the receivers. The bret stroker then uses a jerking motion similar to the breast stroke to pleasure the receivers.

1. Lately, all Trent wants to do is sit around on the couch and give Bret Strokes.

Bret Stroke by R. Ash February 16, 2009

Jon-Benet style

When adult females shave off all their pussy hair, which looks eerily like a small child's pubic region. Hence the Jon Benet Ramsey reference.

My girlfriend shaved her shit Jon-Benet style. She knows I love a smooth pussy.

Jon-Benet style by killakalli August 12, 2008

beet skeet 

To be hella boring/lame/overdone

"Man, this party is beet skeet"

beet skeet by fagx346456 September 2, 2006

bret siebold 

Egg headed fuck.

humpty dumpty, and the predator, bret siebold

bret siebold by that1guy6969 December 10, 2013

Beet Sauce 

A reallly unattractive eyesore
Someone who is ugly
A person who never gets laid without paying

That Girl is straight beet sauce

Beet Sauce by Ferris State Rasta December 13, 2010

Beet Skeet 

To leave a place you are at and go someplace else.

"Lets beet skeet it outta here! The fuzz is here!"
"What?? Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are here?? Where??"
"I said THE fuzz, not Hot Fuzz!! dumbfuck!"

Beet Skeet by Wildfira May 1, 2008

Bert Squirt 

The same exact technique as giving a woman the shocker. But the person giving the Bert Squirt is missing part of their pinky finger. Therefore instead of " Two in the pink and one in the stink", it is Two in the pink and half in the stink. This technique is satisfying to both partners because the partner on the receiving end is enjoying a half pinky with no fingernail being lodged up her butthole, while the partner on the giving end is feeling the woman's stink wrinkles pucker like a hummingbird heart all over his damaged nerve endings sending them both into squirt mode.

I gave my wife the Bert squirt last night, now the ceiling in our bedroom looks like a jackson pollock painting with a black light on!

Bert Squirt by Chingycheeze August 20, 2021