boink

1. to fuck

2. a sound effect for when something bounces

i boinked your mom

the ball goes boink boink

by bob smith June 3, 2004

Spoink Boinked

To grab a piece of fence and to shove it up to someone's rectum and pull it out their mouth.

Judge: Sir, you are on trial for murder how do you plead.
The Accused: Not guilty like seriously I just spoink boinked him.

by ritzmaster May 10, 2021

jar jar boinks

what a fag

man, jar jar boinks is an asshole, he sold out the entire Confederation and the Republic to that sith asshat chanselor, what a jar jar boinks.

by theoldmanman March 14, 2013

Boinkfeast

Originally invented by the legend Youtuber Oompaville, it is a term used to disscribe the process of sucking one's dick. It can also be a name for a gay threesome.

Brady:"What where Gabriel and Troy doing last night?"
Gavin:"Pretty sure they were having a boinkfeast."

by TOMDARAK May 3, 2020

Bloinker

A term referring to the colon, and or anus.

Dude, I would totally stick it in her bloinker.

by Bloinker February 16, 2019

boink fest

Noun: Sexual encounter; could possibly mean an orgy. From boink.

"What she needs is a good, healthy boink fest"-Cher Horowitz (Alicia Silverstone), "Clueless"

by S to the A to the R to the A to the H August 1, 2006

bloinkiss

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss.

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom but when he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee.

by Verity M. November 8, 2017