Stunkle blonker

A person who accidentally eats the pubes off another when pleasuring each other

My girl was a Stunkle Blonker last night and felt like getting your monkey shaved.

by Hairy gurkin November 12, 2017

anal-dwelling ass-belonker

One who gets his kicks from bungee-jumping in and out of buttholes; and resides in one's rectum.

Eat Penguin shit! You anal-dwelling ass-belonker...

by NinjahTurtahl November 29, 2010

blonker

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit.

Dude, I got a blonker yesterday.

by Greg September 10, 2003

behonker

one who behonks anothers ass

excuse me, did you just behonker my ass?

by tyler miller July 31, 2008

Ass Beloinker

Somebody who enjoys fucking other people in the ass.
also used to indicate a Homosexual
mostly used as an insult, although some pride themselves on being one.

"Fuck off you Ass Beloinker!"

by Lakashnik April 22, 2006

ass beehonker

an old, sick, gross man who takes little innocent boys to his house and anally rapes the poor defenseless children.

Mr. Hardy is an ass beehonker.

by clz-bigpimp April 26, 2004

Blonker

A guy or girl shits in their hand and gives a handjob.

Ayo laquesha, gimme a blonker real quick.

by Ben and Louie August 5, 2011