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bedtime stoner

A special breed of stoner that only smokes before bedtime.
Joseph only ever wants to smoke late at night, I think he might be a bedtime stoner.
by Joogle January 30, 2015
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bestimate

when you're giving your best estimate about something
I'm not sure when she will arrive, but I'll give you my bestimate.
by Kevin Kusreau January 3, 2007
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Bedtime Pal

A bedtime pal is someone close to you who sleeps alongside you. This person will typically spend a night with you and make you laugh, smile and maybe even burn your arm on a radiator. However it all works out when they kiss and hug you in the morning. Bedtime pals can typically become acquainted after a night out on the town.
Girl: I miss my bedtime pal even though he squished me, told me my kisses were awful and burnt my arm on a radiator.

Boy: we can be bedtime pals again soon!
by RobDonan February 13, 2012
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bedtime

that time of the day when you must rest your little head and go to sleep; the time when you most want to be awake.
It is bedtime...I hate my life.
by hotchick317 August 27, 2005
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beditate

Simply a combo word ( verbal amalgam ) of meditating in bed. More specifially, meditation which takes place in those moments in bed( usually in the morning ) while one temporizes life away while forestalling the inevitable rising into the real world.
Her mind drifting from subject to subject, Erika beditated for a full hour after her alarm rang sommoning her to life's daily grind, school.
by Ken Deluca March 5, 2008
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Awesome bedtime

When someone masturbates before they fall asleep to help them sleep.
by jesserella December 9, 2010
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bedtime nazi

A person who is really strict about when you should go to bed / wake up.
Man, Joe was really a bedtime nazi this morning. Made me wake up at 6 AM.
by CptFalcon November 25, 2014
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