Also known as Pillow Presbyterian, this church is one that you attend in your dreams. Members of Bedside Baptist may be labeled as heathens by members of other denominations.
by krazyness April 22, 2009
Get the Bedside Baptist mug.When a guy lays face down to a bed and starts producing friction between said bed and his junk. Used at times in public spaces when said guy is horny and fakes being tired in order to bedsturbate.
Bedsturbation"
"Dude, we were talking about this hot chick in our hotel room and I got the hardest boner ever"
"And, what did you do?"
"What d'ya think? I bedsturbated.."
"Dude, we were talking about this hot chick in our hotel room and I got the hardest boner ever"
"And, what did you do?"
"What d'ya think? I bedsturbated.."
by sickguy1978 August 3, 2012
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Get the Bedside Baptist mug.Simply a combo word ( verbal amalgam ) of meditating in bed. More specifially, meditation which takes place in those moments in bed( usually in the morning ) while one temporizes life away while forestalling the inevitable rising into the real world.
Her mind drifting from subject to subject, Erika beditated for a full hour after her alarm rang sommoning her to life's daily grind, school.
by Ken Deluca March 5, 2008
Get the beditate mug.Lil Besity is the corpulent rap artist alter ego of the YouTuber itzswaglicious, known for such tracks as XO Obese Life and Fat Dog's plan.
"Hey man, have you streamed the new Lil Besity track?" "Nah, I tried to but it was so fire it destroyed my phone."
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