violent spray fart while receiving a blumpkin so forceful that feces lands on the chin creating the appearance of a soul patch on of the giver of said blumpkin.
by vinginzo July 18, 2010
Get the blumpkin beatnick mug.Bradnick; Is the medical term, for a operation. Where as the male tubes. That are located in the Ball bag and lead to the penis eye. These tubes are cut and tided, Rendering the male un able to reproduce and can not be reversed. The male will then only shoot blanks.
Bradnick; Is also a medical name given to persons with a decease commonly called and known as patato head. where the head grows in the form of a patato only with ears hence this is where the toy Mr Patato head cums from.
Bradnick; Is also a medical name given to persons with a decease commonly called and known as patato head. where the head grows in the form of a patato only with ears hence this is where the toy Mr Patato head cums from.
I was suffering with unbearable pain in my ball bag, and could hardley walk, So i had to have a Bradnick to relief the pain.
oh look at that poor Bradnick, How hard it must be to live with that patato head decease.
oh look at that poor Bradnick, How hard it must be to live with that patato head decease.
by felony one March 5, 2010
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megan: oh..really...i heard he has a beandick....
Jill: oh no a beandick could never fill my gaping vagasshole!
megan: oh..really...i heard he has a beandick....
Jill: oh no a beandick could never fill my gaping vagasshole!
by diabetes lad May 22, 2010
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"Oh man, that's a real gone maths problem. My chode aches for a solution. Let's crack open some amyls, do some trig and rim the night away!"
"Dude! You sound like my grade nine maths teacher - a freaky beardnik!"
"Dude! You sound like my grade nine maths teacher - a freaky beardnik!"
by Roy and Dave July 30, 2009
Get the beardnik mug.1. (verb) to rub one's facial hair on another's body, especially against their will and particularly in the ear.
2. (noun) the act of beardfucking.
2. (noun) the act of beardfucking.
1. (v.) He tried to beardfuck me in the ear, so I punched him in the face.
2. (n.) I got such a beardfuck last night I've got stubble burn.
2. (n.) I got such a beardfuck last night I've got stubble burn.
by NLF July 1, 2006
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Get the Madalyn Bartnicki mug.Someone who is very original in everything they do. They are very RANDOM and they are good at mordern art. They do not care what other people think about them. They are very care free.
A beat nick might want to go live in New Mexico because it is very quiet and open there. They would not however want to live on one of those islands where all beatnicks go because that would take away from the whole "being orignal" thing
by Julia and random friend August 28, 2008
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