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bresticles

1. brests that are cold and the nipples go out like mountains
At the movies, someone shouted I have bresticles! They're hard as rocks!
by Riley H. July 27, 2006
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Basticles

a general term of annoyance, abuse, etc
Basticles! I just banged my elbow
by Charlie Farlie October 2, 2008
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Brosticles

The brointific term for testicles
(Guy enters his friend's room and begins teabagging him as he sleeps)

Guy: Brooooo. Wake uuuuup. I got a surprise for yooooou.
Bro: ...Get your brosticles out of my mouth dumbshit!
by King of Fappers '94 December 9, 2010
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Bossticles

The exceedingly rare quality in a boss who actually forcefully demonstrates loyalty, protectiveness, and concern to those under his/her charge.
The foreman showed big bossticles when he told upper management his team would not work extra hours without overtime pay.
by Westest Texan January 27, 2026
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basicles

basically, or fundamentally
I basicles do whatever I very well please to do.
by IbleedswaggerALLdaybro November 10, 2010
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Vassticles

Noun:

(1) A reference to testicles, particularly pertaining to Vassar College Students. As it is a well known fact there is so much bad assery going down in poughkeepsie, that they need their own distinct word.

(2) An expression of school spirit, particularly at Vassar College.

see also: Massive Cojones, Strength Courage and Wisdom,
(1)

Shiela: Whoa, check out the vassive vassticles on that guy!

Jane: Oh jeez, the things I would do with a pair of those...

(2)

Joe: Hey, did you catch that baseball game earlier today?

Matt: Nah dude, my vassticles shriveled today.

Joe: ........
by My boy builds Coffins May 1, 2011
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Blessticles

The Pope's balls.
Pope Francis has some HUGE blessticles!!!
by Bizzario Jansch June 24, 2016
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