Beefwitted Barnacle

Someone with the intellectual capacity of a cerebrually defective cow and the mannerisms of a parasite.
In other words, an idiot who leeches off of other people's resources without contributing anything in return.
In OTHER other words, the bad funcle and your 26 year old cousin who lives in their mother's basement.

Also used as a general insult when someone does something stupid.

Jimmothy: *spills the tea kettle on Pathew* Whoops
Pathew: OW wtf Jim! You beefwitted barnacle!

by The Insult Man March 11, 2021

Barnabas

The hottest guy you'll ever lay eyes on he is an excellent candidate for a husband he is great with kids, has an exotic accent is very strong if your ever looking for a friend or partner so if you find yourself a barnabas consider yourself lucky because you just found a husband so you'd better be ready for marriage or a commitment, he is loving, gentle, kind and caring he will never cease to amaze you.

If you run into a barnabas consider yourself lucky because he is rare to find.

by Ndjon93 August 31, 2017

Barnard Castle

English slang for an eye test.

"Cameron has to go for a Barnard Castle later today as he might need glasses."

by W_M_D May 27, 2020

Kevin Barnacle Jones

Kevin Barnacle Jones is related to Quantavious Dingleberry aka Quandale Dingle. He is the cousin's, dogs, cats, wife's, husbands, dog's, giraffe's, owner, husband's son. He is an awesome, adventurous person and he has a son known by Kevin Barnacle Jones Jr. He loves to go to long walks on the beach and likes to spend time with his other cousin Quandantshontovis Flightsinglebingledingleterry. He like to eat taco bell and then likes to have a long walk to the bathroom. Like Quandale, Kevin also has a long nose and is willing to glue his nose with Quandale's and Quandantshontovis'

KEVIN BARNACLE JONES!! Stand up to me right this second old man

by NotGonnaLie__23 April 13, 2022

Lil barnacle

1.The single greatest playa is rap history. 2.Used as a term for old faggy saggy ladies to call a yung trapper.

3.The collab partner of Saucedad69
4.the best rapper of ur generation and many to come

1. bro I love listening to lil barnacle.
2.”that brat is a lil barnacle”-faggy saggy old lady.
3. The best rappers that work together are by far lil barnacle and Saucedad69.
4. Lil barnacle is so good at rapping he’ll be around for ages.

by Wizz__Khallifa February 18, 2019

barnabas

The hottest ever possible thing on the face of this earth
Has the most screwed up sense of humor and is a complete retard at times
A very good friend, but be careful never to betray him or be disappointed or you'll highly regret it

He's so weird! Like a barnabas
He's so queer and quintessentially barnabas

by fflyingfoxdddd September 19, 2013

barnax

-The pleasant and joyous feeling of achievement after success in an activity, project or occupational hobby.

-Joey, I just passed my Midterms.
-Hey, that's great Arnold.
-Yeah, man, I'm feeling so Barnax as of now.
-I'm happy for you.

by cichael jordan (cursive) March 29, 2020