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bartarded

The act of being extremely intoxicated on Xanax to the point of acting retarded.
"Yeah, Juan was so bartarded last night, he crashed his car then started smoking some dro"
by Phungguy June 1, 2006
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bartarded beinge

A state of mind that occurs after prolong daliy use of Xanax as a means of escaping reality. These days of Xanax use included massive amounts of four bars that result in taking one after another until a black out is achieved. During this period one has no control over there actions or what may happen. The days and weeks following may be quite blurry and a full recovery may take a full mounth.
During this last bartarded beinge i blew threw $1400 in four days, managed to blow out my tire, and offcours ruined christmas, i dont even remeber what happened.
by Dr. Johnson, Chase February 7, 2010
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Bartart

When you are not actually mentally challenged, but abuse Xanax enough that your IQ is in the mentally challenged level legally speaking.
Hey why don’t you try and remember something other than lies that you believe because of all the xans you take you are literally a bartart.
by Breezeknees March 17, 2022
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Bartdrunkeys

Examples include:
Bartdrunkeys
Bart
Vandebart Biggsby
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by Bartdrunkeys March 8, 2011
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barryroll

Similar to a rickroll: to post a misleading link to a video of Barry Manilow singing a cover of Rick Astley's single "Never Gonna Give You Up".
"I told my friend the link led to <video> on YouTube. He fell for it and totally just got barryroll'd!"
by Mr. Stigweard January 19, 2009
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Bartpressed

When someone uses a sad Bart simpsons as their profile picture.
Someone who claims to be depressed but the truth is, they lost progression on roblox tycoons.
Someone who has no idea what a depression is but wants to act all sad and quirky

This is usually seen in the age range 12-14, (14+ in rare case scenarios where the mfer needs to grow tf up.)
Guy1: Hey bro, do you know why Tony uses a sad Bart Simpsons as his pfp? Idk if i should be worried.
Guy2: Dont worry, he's Bartpressed he dont even know what depression is. Nothing but a loser tryna act sad.
Guy1: What a fucking loser.
by Pless September 11, 2021
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Turkish Bartering

verb: to juggle a woman's breasts while gobbling like a turkey.
by ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLI February 5, 2009
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