bartard

a retard who is always at the bar

That guy is always 17 beers deep. He is a bartard.

by bartardbabe April 30, 2021

Bartard

A simple man with a simple foot fetish.

I once went to a shoe store and found a wild Bartard.

by StinkyPopcorn September 13, 2022

bartard

when someones asshole turns blue/purple as a result of drug use

"bro lemme see ur bartard"
"nah bro I quit the xans"

by lamerbbq February 3, 2019