Pasternakian Narcolepsy

The inability to stay awake when reading any work bu Boris Pasternak especially his most famous work Doctor Zhivago. More than 30% of High School students suffer from this condition without even knowing it. While narcolepsy is the main symptom. Other symptoms may include: Excessive amounts of drool, fatigue, eye pain, hallucinations, nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, and diarrhea. Suicide can also occur when combined with large amounts of alcohol. Those diagnosed with this condition should refrain from driving or using heavy machinery while reading the novel.

Guy 1: Hey man did you do the World Lit Homework last night.

Guy 2: What lit homework?

Guy 1: The Zhivago Homework.

Guy 2: Naah man, I can't. I have Pasternakian narcolepsy, I couldn't read it even if I wanted to.

by tekboi94 February 22, 2011

vehicular narcolepsy

chronically falling asleep anytime you're in a moving vehicle

"I'm so tired, but I can't fall asleep. Can you drive me around the block like my mom did when I was a baby, 'cuz I have a serious case of vehicular narcolepsy"

by JenaB March 10, 2008

carcolepsy

a condition characterized by brief attacks of deep sleep brought on by simply being in a car

Dude, your car is so comfortable it gives me carcolepsy

by kelly del gaudio July 21, 2007

academic narcolepsy

1. The term used to describe feeling bored or tired at the thought of schoolwork
2. The condition where one instantly falls asleep at the mention or thought of class/classwork. Chronic, no cure.

“Every time I walk into French it’s like I have academic narcolepsy. I can’t stay awake!”

by curious.george December 8, 2009

orgasmic narcolepsy

A sleep disorder in which the affected person immediately and uncontrollably falls asleep after sex or any orgasm inducing activity.

My bf is so pissed because he wants to talk and cuddle after sex and I always pass out. I tried to explain to him I had a condition called orgasmic narcolepsy, but he's not buying it.

by ta2dspinner September 24, 2011

Theatrical Narcolepsy

The inability to stay awake during a movie, but can also be used with watching T.V. or anything on a T.V. screen.

"Pedro immediately falls asleep during any movie, I think he suffers from Theatrical Narcolepsy." said Geoff

by G(f) February 12, 2009

carcolepsy

the irresistible desire to sleep while sitting in the car

As soon as my husband backs the car out of the driveway, carcolepsy sets in, and I'm out.

by Kittydoc October 24, 2012