snow banking

The act of banking on not having school because of a snowy forecast. At the very least this will usually consist of doing absolutely no work for the next day. Other options include: staying up later than usual, playing in the victory snow, staying at someone else's house, drinking, and other various activities. This glorious activity can be carried out by both students and teachers. The less snow called for, the more exciting the snow banking is.

Disclaimer: Snow banking can only truly occur if the snow banker has no knowledge of an actual snow day yet

Derek: How is that paper coming along that's due tomorrow?
Cam: I'm not working on it, I'm over at Conor's
Derek: How will you get it done before tomorrow then?
Cam: It doesn't matter. They're calling for a half inch of snow overnight. I'm snow banking. Hard.

by christmas ham February 20, 2011

Comma Banking

Moving money with at least one comma in the amount.

You gotta love doing some comma banking; money numbers with commas feel good to the fiscal soul.

by Danny Durden November 20, 2020

Postal Banking

Many countries currently offer banking with their local post offices.

This was already a thing in the United States from 1911 to 1967 when the US Post Office offered some basic banking and lending services.

Currently the US Post Office can only cash Treasury checks and issue money orders, but if Postal Banking returns, it would be a non profit banking option that provides a variety of banking and lending services.

If interest rates get capped at the proposed 15%, won’t banks just refuse to lend to new/high risk clients?

Probably, but Postal Banking is non profit and as such can offer low-cost low-dollar loans at rates that banks don’t want to.

by XDefineThingsX May 11, 2019

Clam Banking

Similar to clam baking, but instead of hot boxing your car or other small space (such as a shed, porta-potty, etc.), you and your friends haze up a small banking booth. Very illegal and extremely hard to pull off because you have to insert your own bank ID card to gain access to the booth, and because there is almost always a security camera in the booth. This only makes things more exciting, and is definitely something worth bragging about if you can pull it off somehow.

NOTE: It is not necessary to withdraw funds from your account while clam banking, but it can add some fun to your experience as you struggle to remember your password while smoke floats in front of your face.

The other day I was riding around with Johnny and two bitches and we were looking for a place to smoke. We saw a Bank of America booth in a parking lot and went clam banking. The booth was so smoked up we couldn't even see the security camera!

by Not That Khed April 20, 2011

West Banking

A situation where the person you're sleeping next to in bed slowly occupies more and more of the bed throughout the night until you've been pushed all the way to the edge, leaving you with very little of what was once your side.

I didn't get any sleep last night because Brooke's pregnant and she tossed and turned, almost West Banking me off the bed.

by Mr. Barista January 15, 2011

table banking

While splitting a check when out with a group, paying the whole tab with your credit card and taking everyone else's cash instead of going to the ATM.

I'm kind of low on cash, anyone mind if I do some table banking?

by Mercy April 5, 2006

investment banking

a financial institution for the big boys. these "banks" raise capital for large corporations, governments, institutional investors, funds of various sorts by underwriting debt and equity offerings (new stocks and bonds.) They also advise on mergers/acquisitions/divestitures.

I decided I would give up my free time, become an analyst at an investment bank, go into investment banking, for about 10 years, and make my entire career earnings up front.

by natural delight December 18, 2008