Ballsteadious

The condition of being so talented at every aspect of life from walking the dog to jumping over a 6'11 man and dunking it, the only thing that holds back this condition is his fat ass.

There naturally giftd and good at everything but the fatness offsets and generally causes the victim to be average to below average..

Ballsteadious aslo smells llike shit.

Man Jeff was so good at basketball but now he's showing signs of ballsteadious...

" yeah he has been eating alot "

by BcomeLegendary July 11, 2009

Ballsteam

Balls that steam.

There are two cases of Ballsteam, one being more severe than the other.

1.When your sitting on the toilet, and the heat from your scrotum mixes with the moisture of the toilet water. This phenomenon usually occurs when taking a shit after working out.

2. Some people are born with ball's that steam constantly throughout the day. It's hereditary.

by jrekd March 8, 2010

Ballstruck

When you attach 2 wires to your testicles and power them up to electrocute your dick. Which, in an instant, will make you ejaculate as fast as you can say " Jiz ".

" Yesterday I got bored and wanted to wank, but I went a bit overboard and I tried Ballstrucking and I came in an instant

by Jimmy's Wiener January 25, 2018

ballstank

The unpleasant and unmistakeable smell of pent up ball sweat experienced by a woman when giving head to a man.

"I almost wouldn't mind giving hummers if it weren't for the ballstank."

by funkiemunkee February 4, 2010

occupy ballstreet

1. Getting laid in the era of the occupy movement where virtually everything is getting occupied including genitals.
2. Having sexual intercourse with a girl for a longer than average period of time.
3. A girl stubbornly follows her objective to make love to you this night... and succeeds.

1. Girls, after having my fith Mojito I am proudly announcing you that I will occupy ballstreet of the first handsome guy that runs into me tonight.
2. Bro, she occupied my ballstreet all night long. Felt like she was camping on my balls. Thanks to her I can hardly walk now.
3. I am feeling kinda used. There was this girl at the party and she totally occupied my ballstreet. She totally held the reins.

by LansHanda November 8, 2011

ballstar

A mix between an allstar and a baller. One who has extremely high gangster status.

Max: "oh my god miller is such a ballstar"

Jack: "yeah i know hes so cool."

by T Law July 2, 2008

ballstasticle

Fantastic like balls.
the combination of balls(testes) fantisic(super) and testicle(balls)

Dude this sandwhich is Ballstasticle

by Booty Brown March 13, 2008