A neighborhood and metro stop in Arlington, VA. Very urbanized and filled with office buildings, apartments, condos and, of course, dry cleaners. More sterile than the other areas of Arlington (which is saying something). Typical resident is the Arlington Girl. Rents are extremely expensive, for reasons unknown to all.
Home of Rock Bottom Brewery. Wednesday is fire code violation night!
Home of Rock Bottom Brewery. Wednesday is fire code violation night!
by arlingtonlifer September 25, 2007
Get the ballston mug.Ballston Spa, contrary to other definitions, is most possibly the most eventful town in upstate New York. We've got a bottle museum. Dude, who WOULDN'T want that? We got a spring. Sure you may have a spring in your town, but ours is better. Sure we have some rednecks. Sure I may be partially one. But rednecks have more fun riding lawn mowers in figure eights than accountants.
synonyms: fun, awesome, really cool place
antonyms: boring, lazy town
related words: B-Spa, be there
synonyms: fun, awesome, really cool place
antonyms: boring, lazy town
related words: B-Spa, be there
by That One Person September 30, 2012
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unlike the definitions i read on the town where i lived in for 5 years ballston spa was oringinaly built as a luxury retreat from the city of saratoga the papper bag was invented here ....there are some scumbags who make this town have a bad rep but theres scum everywhere most homes in this area are competativly pricey with the rest of the surrounding area most people here dress in desinger clothes...its a nice place to live in close distances to clifton park and saratoga and is pretty nice and friendly come and visit sometime to see for yourselfs
by rik kelly April 20, 2010
Get the ballston spa mug.Any bullshitter claiming to be involved in a company, corporation, partnership, et cetera and/or claiming to be an investor in stocks, commodities, bonds, et cetera. Usually used to bed a woman, but also to get inept and submissive people to bow to them.
loser: Yeah I'm looking everyday, for something new to invest my money in.
Me: Oh, you day-trade?
loser: No. I have my money in a mutual fund. I was looking to invest my money in a restaurant franchise. Me and my wife are going to look at property today.
winner: That'll be around a million for high traffic real estate, a million to purchase a franchise, plus your going to have to ante up to whomever owns any exclusivity rights, plus you have to...
loser: It shouldn't be that much. My friend that makes mad money, selling time shares, he found me the property.
Me: Mad money?
loser: Like thirty grand a month in the summer.
Me: Sounds like your impoverished friend is a bit of a bullshitnessman, such as yourself.
loser's wife: Come to think of it, you haven't done thing business-wise since I've known you. That's why I have a hard time getting wet for you.
Me: Oh, you day-trade?
loser: No. I have my money in a mutual fund. I was looking to invest my money in a restaurant franchise. Me and my wife are going to look at property today.
winner: That'll be around a million for high traffic real estate, a million to purchase a franchise, plus your going to have to ante up to whomever owns any exclusivity rights, plus you have to...
loser: It shouldn't be that much. My friend that makes mad money, selling time shares, he found me the property.
Me: Mad money?
loser: Like thirty grand a month in the summer.
Me: Sounds like your impoverished friend is a bit of a bullshitnessman, such as yourself.
loser's wife: Come to think of it, you haven't done thing business-wise since I've known you. That's why I have a hard time getting wet for you.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011
Get the bullshitnessman mug.The curious occurrence when your frustration reaches a point that you begin to slur together multiple curse words. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.
May also be played up for laughs after it is discovered that one has a talent for it.
May also be played up for laughs after it is discovered that one has a talent for it.
by Saluriel February 13, 2010
Get the Ballshit! mug.1. A ¿country/city/province? somewhere in the fucking East (not America) that I and another have witnessed in truth. I swear to God it exists. Someone please back me up on this dammit!
2. Possibly an imagined hallucination by two highly deranged, yet spry & sexy, idiots.
3. Comparable to Alien abduction stories.
4. Possibly home to Unicorns, Dragons, Manticores, Mermaids, Manatees with cyborg missile launcher arm attachments, Lipstick Lesbians, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Midgets with hats, Atlantis, and Trees with wheels.
2. Possibly an imagined hallucination by two highly deranged, yet spry & sexy, idiots.
3. Comparable to Alien abduction stories.
4. Possibly home to Unicorns, Dragons, Manticores, Mermaids, Manatees with cyborg missile launcher arm attachments, Lipstick Lesbians, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Midgets with hats, Atlantis, and Trees with wheels.
Ballshit does exist damn you!
Yea, Preston CLAIMS that he saw Ballshit, but I think its total bullshit... or BALLSHIT! Hehehehehehe! Roflcopter! Lolzerskatez! Heh, I'm funny...
(God) Awww man, that was the most horrendous dump I've ever
Yea, Preston CLAIMS that he saw Ballshit, but I think its total bullshit... or BALLSHIT! Hehehehehehe! Roflcopter! Lolzerskatez! Heh, I'm funny...
(God) Awww man, that was the most horrendous dump I've ever
by Craptoidilus February 24, 2008
Get the Ballshit mug.N. A person who is mentally inept, and nearly every aspect of a normal, functioning life is drawn askew. As a result, they defecate their own testes instead of fecal matter.
Since females have no testicles, "ovaryshit" and "titfart" are also acceptable terms.
Since females have no testicles, "ovaryshit" and "titfart" are also acceptable terms.
Vern was deemed a ballshit by his fellow students after trying to revive the long-dead practice of using butter to alleviate painful burns.
by Mike July 17, 2003
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