Ballzheimers

When a man forgets earlier sexual conquests and can't recall names, events, etc.

Marcus: Dude, what was the name of that girl I fucked the other night?

Abraham: Sounds like you've come down with a case of Ballzheimers, brojams!

by BerkleeBen June 26, 2009

ballzheimers

When ya dick forgets how to stay erect.

Bro you're like 70, you probably got ballzheimers.

by coconutwaterjuice April 5, 2022

Ballzheimer's Disease

When a man hasn't had sex in such a long time that he forgets what vagina is like.

Dude, I have been on such a dry spell. I've got Ballzheimer's disease.

by Otown Zanman September 2, 2011

ballzheimers

The act of ones balls or testicles forgetting the feel of female contact.

"dude.. did you know mormon missionaries have to stay sober from chicks?!"
" yeah man.. i bet those guys have some gnarly ballzheimers.."

by two ween teen October 18, 2011

Ballzheimer's

When your lady want's to know something and you don't want to tell her until you get the Pinch and Roll (see definition) you say I am sorry I cannot remember because I have Ballzheimer's.

She will take the cue and you will get Pinch and Roll whilst telling her some made up story that will keep her going for an hour.

Man: Something very interesting happened today, you wouldn't believe it.
Lady: What?
Man: I can't quite remember I seem to be suffering from Ballzheimer's.
Lady: OK unzip your pants and tell me...

by Shaun Taylor! August 20, 2009

Ballzheimers

When memory lacks, as a result of being impaled in the forehead to many times by the testicles.

“I couldn’t find my keys when I was trying to leave, because I had ballzheimers”

“I thought I would call him the next day… but I had ballzheimers”

by Contrace Witry May 1, 2022

Ballzhimers

Talking to young women like you are 17 when you are actually 70.

Girl one: I think that old man in the nursing home was hitting on me!!

Girl two: Don't worry about it he just has a bad case of Ballzhimers.

by mojojojo76028 March 11, 2012