by CatherineInRock August 15, 2004
Get the baldrick mug.1) A comedic character on the British Comedy "Black Adder".
2) An overly dramatic twist in a story, usually having someone die suddenly; pulling out of a story suddenly; being overly dramatic (i.e. "pulling a").
2) An overly dramatic twist in a story, usually having someone die suddenly; pulling out of a story suddenly; being overly dramatic (i.e. "pulling a").
Baldrick: I'm leaving! This is crap! *dies suddenly by a large 40 foot pillar thrown at him from some giant he was fighting*
Friend 1: GAH! He pulled YET ANOTHER BALDRICK!
Friend 2: He'll be back in a week.
Friend 3: Ya, I bet he's hitting "refresh" right now.
Friend 1: GAH! He pulled YET ANOTHER BALDRICK!
Friend 2: He'll be back in a week.
Friend 3: Ya, I bet he's hitting "refresh" right now.
by Godfather Baldrick October 3, 2006
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Baldrick • Baldric • Saint Baldrick's • balderich • Baldickian • baldicus • baldracca • Baldrian • baldridge • beldric
"I think I'm gonna go baldrick in Gukta"
by Anonymous March 22, 2003
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noun
A creature of the British monarchy’s ecosystem.
The ideological Karen of the Crown — except instead of demanding to see the manager, they demand you respect the bloodline.
A willingly thick enforcer of inherited power.
A citizen who mistakes hierarchy for destiny and obedience for intelligence.
Believes birth is qualification, criticism of the Crown is near-treason, and tradition is self-justifying simply because it is old.
Unshakably devoted to defending an unelected institution they will never meaningfully participate in.
Treats ceremony as proof, pageantry as legitimacy, and repetition as argument.
When approval ratings dip, Baldricks do not reconsider — they mobilize.
If scrutiny intensifies, Baldricks arrive pre-loaded with talking points about stability, tourism, and “centuries of service.”
In hereditary systems, Baldricks are not merely supporters.
They are insulation.
noun
A creature of the British monarchy’s ecosystem.
The ideological Karen of the Crown — except instead of demanding to see the manager, they demand you respect the bloodline.
A willingly thick enforcer of inherited power.
A citizen who mistakes hierarchy for destiny and obedience for intelligence.
Believes birth is qualification, criticism of the Crown is near-treason, and tradition is self-justifying simply because it is old.
Unshakably devoted to defending an unelected institution they will never meaningfully participate in.
Treats ceremony as proof, pageantry as legitimacy, and repetition as argument.
When approval ratings dip, Baldricks do not reconsider — they mobilize.
If scrutiny intensifies, Baldricks arrive pre-loaded with talking points about stability, tourism, and “centuries of service.”
In hereditary systems, Baldricks are not merely supporters.
They are insulation.
The headlines detonated and approval collapsed. The Baldricks were bussed in, children in tow for peak PR photo-op, reframing scandal as ‘service’ and calling the optics ‘spontaneous national pride.’”
by BaldrickEnergy February 28, 2026
Get the Baldrick mug.Super gay with great hair. Derives from the Spanish name homolebrie: meaning favoring the opposite sex to include animals. Is bossy at times also arrogant with a funny twist. Is a good person to have on your side.
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That Baldridge guy loves the cock!
by Fruity Frank December 18, 2016
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Baldrian: hi
Karen: Allan im breaking up with you and taking Baldrian instead
Baldrian: hi
Karen: Allan im breaking up with you and taking Baldrian instead
by im right trust me December 6, 2019
Get the Baldrian mug.The best mother fuckin contractor in the world a person that can build houses and cut trees like no other but is also a boss at anything and dose not have the word can't in his vocabulary
by lil_breezy December 19, 2016
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