Bartarded

So drunk you forget how to say anything intelligent

He had 8 shots of tequila and was rendered bartarded.

by Nonwords August 16, 2014

you bastarded

the act of making a hilliarious joke, coinciding with the injestion of a beverage or food one in your vicinity, causing them to laugh, and make said beverage or food come out their nose, as well as making them yell 'you bastard'

1: "theres some chinese food comin out your nose bro"
"yeah, i got you bastarded"

2: "*milk shoots out nose* you bastard!"
"hahaa, i you bastarded you"

by garbage day October 3, 2006

batetarded

Similar to “gooning” when you’ve jacked off for such a long session (hours) that you have no sense of place, time…or anything else.

Bro…that dude just spent hundreds of dollars on porn sites and spent hours on his meat…dude is totally batetarded

by BigBob400 September 30, 2023

Betarded

1. (adjective) (To be 'betarded')
When a child, (typically Asian), is disappointed with a B grade or higher in an officially sat examination.

2. (verb) (To 'betard'.)
To have 'retardedness' bestowed upon oneself or someone else.

1.
A: "You got a B!? You are a disappointment! You have dishonoured this family!"
B: "Jeez, mom. Quit being so betarded!"

2.
A: "We have our final exam tomorrow, and I haven't revised."
B: "Okay, chill, let's betard everyone else by reading them Trump quotes, so our results don't look as bad."

by DatBoiAJ October 23, 2016

biktarded

piss drunk, shit cocked, or any form of inebriation beyond a point of no return

Paul: "I got so biktarded last night I fell asleep on a bench and yacked on my khakis"

Zach: " Yeah bro you went full biktard... never go full biktard"

by beefybojangles July 22, 2022