Your aunt a croissant

The insult to end all insults. The must destructive insult known to mankind, this insult can shake the universe to its very core and should only be used in times of extreme need.

Billy: ur mom gay
James: ur dad lesbian
Billy: ur granny tranny
James: ur grandpap a trap
Billy: ur sister a mister
James: ur brother ur mother
Billy: your aunt a croissant
James: *gets sent to the deepest and darkest realm of the abyss, wiped from existence*

by thotslayer2000 May 11, 2018

aunt flo

when you about to screw your wife or girl and then she gets her period, DOH.

Sorry honey I know your dick is hard and my pussy wet but Aunt Flo is here now and we cant do that when she here

by daywalkz October 27, 2015

Auntiebird

Mother who does nothing for their child and looks the other way as they are abused.

"You hear about Kimmi? Yeah, that dumb Auntiebird let her man bust her kids leg."

by ThebestNell December 3, 2011

Lack toes in taller ants

When you are literally too scared to drink milk as last time you did, a huge ant that didnt have any toes robbed you for all your milk.

“I am lack toes in taller ants, i can’t drink milk”

by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2019

Aunther

a sister who actually married her brother but they didn't know about them being siblings.

Friend: I just found out that I'm an Aunther.

by Sakurakage August 14, 2019

Aunt’s House

A secret location where two people meet regularly to engage in sexual intercourse. Often times, the couple hides the location with their friends, yet the location of aunt's house may be discovered by males wishing to seek sexual intercourse with the female. In an effort to keep the location concealed, there may be physical obstacles preventing entry access into aunt's house (for example, foot traffic).

We're gonna meet up at Aunt’s House later for some fun!

by Raffinyga May 26, 2019

wechat aunties

bunch of middle aged women that mass send out articles and long ass messages to every friend and relative they can possibly find about the latest cancer-inducing food, wide-spreading pandemic, or warning them that if their kid uses snapchat, they might secretly be a drug dealer, over the apps like wechat or whatsapp.

Sibling: Yo, mom just told me to throw out my switch cause some wechat aunty send her an article about the switch causing cancer!
Me: Wechat aunties are ruining our lives.

by chiruri March 7, 2020