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An athiest is someone that consistently believes in new all time highs, in some cases basing their identity around this. Commonly used in the traditional finance and crypto space.
I don’t think that this cycle is over, I’m an athiest at heart.

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The market dumped? Doesn’t matter to me, I’m an athiest.

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I believe in god, I’m not an atheist.

But I believe in new all time highs, I’m an athiest.
Athiest by Athiest at heart October 27, 2025
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athiest jesus 

Jesus who doesn't believe in himself
athiest jesus by Darkonesdeath June 22, 2016

athiest smoothie 

a smoothie containing a gay aborted child and vodka
I made an athiest smoothie for breakfast. I think it had our neighbors aborted fetus in it. YUCK!
athiest smoothie by lotion_god November 20, 2021

ass athiest 

Person who does not believe in anal sex.
Dude I tryed fuckin her in the ass but shes an ass athiest
ass athiest by coppola March 11, 2008

Irish athiest 

An Irish Athiest is a person that does not believe in the Christian God but still celebrates Christian holidays. An Irish Athiest isn't always Irish or an Athiest, only usually.
Hank: Hey, why do you have a Christmas tree up? I thought you were Athiest?
Myra: I am, but I'm an Irish Athiest because I still want Christmas presents.
Irish athiest by FeckUsernames April 6, 2023

dolphin worshipping athiest parents

Daughter: Mom, Dad, I'm going to go whore myself for drugs.
Dolphin Worshipping Athiest Parents: Allright, you might want to try showing a little thigh, dear.
Daughter: You're so lame. Like, folk-rock on!

Social Athiest 

Doesn't believe in any Social Ideology like Popularism (The idea that you need to be rich and look a certain way and have hella friends and be self-centered to be on top and for happiness and believe they are superior to those below them solely because of 1 thing they have over the other person) or Bandism (The idea you need to do everything opposite of the populism ideology). A Social Athiest believes in just being himself and doesn't let anyone tell them what they have to be or what they can do they are happy with whatever lifestyle they have and have faith that life will get better without the need to be jealous or greedy, unlike the popularism ideology. Social Athiest belives both popularism and bandism are both morally wrong and believes in just being real. NOTE Social Athiest is NOT the same as religion athiest. Famous celebrities who are social Athiest were Kanye West, Micheal Jackson, Muhammad Ali, 2pac, Phil Collins,John F Kennedy, Donald Trump, Flo-Rida, Big Sean
I don't dig with popularism I don't overthrow my friends like that Im social Athiest bro Im a real mf here
Social Athiest by Definations78 January 20, 2024