Definitions by lotion_god

big black hairy balls 

big black hairy balls

i like big black hairy balls. they are yummy.

big black hairy balls by lotion_god December 8, 2022

lotion bowling 

The act of sliding lotion across the floor as if you were bowling.

"ha ha ha i'm lotion bowling over here!"

lotion bowling by lotion_god October 11, 2022

athiest smoothie 

a smoothie containing a gay aborted child and vodka

I made an athiest smoothie for breakfast. I think it had our neighbors aborted fetus in it. YUCK!

athiest smoothie by lotion_god November 20, 2021