big black hairy balls

big black hairy balls
i like big black hairy balls. they are yummy.
by lotion_god December 08, 2022
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athiest smoothie

a smoothie containing a gay aborted child and vodka
I made an athiest smoothie for breakfast. I think it had our neighbors aborted fetus in it. YUCK!
by lotion_god November 20, 2021
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lotion bowling

The act of sliding lotion across the floor as if you were bowling.
"ha ha ha i'm lotion bowling over here!"
by lotion_god October 11, 2022
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