asspod

A steaming ball of ass mucous shot from the anus at high velocity like a well prepared snot rocket launched from your poo girdle.

"Bitch! I was layin down some napalm last night and shot an asspod so big it could wack yo ass back to frisko!"

by DoctaT2B February 25, 2008

asswad

a complete jerk
someone who shoots mouth off when not asked.
a bulge in the rear of your jeans

Look at Jack,he's a complete asswad.

by Mr Lee December 23, 2006

assword

The word that your girlfriend requires when you ask her to do anal sex.

Discovered by a couple of teenagers, the product of the misspelling of the word 'password', omitting the P and thus creating 'assword'.

Dude: Can we do anal?
Dudette: Have you got the assword?

by Runi August 21, 2013

Assodent

1. The correct spelling of ass dent, an assodent is when--accidentally or not--several events lead up to a dent the shape of one's ass in the trunk of a car.
2. A dent shaped like an ass on a car's trunk.

His father told him not to sit on the dent-o-mobile because it would leave an assodent.

by www.theroachyjay.tk July 13, 2006

asswad

Function: Noun, A mass of semen, and perhaps feces, that has been or will be discharged from the anus of a person after anal sex. "

The hooker left an asswad on my nightstand.
Tim is an asswad.

by blowhole138 December 3, 2007

Assworked

When you go down on a girl and just before she comes, slide a lubed finger in her ass to jolt her over the edge.

Woman: "I was never into butt stuff until my man assworked me last night!"

by HeroHandy May 4, 2019

asswookie

Person with a hairy backside

I was making out with my new boyfriends when I found out he was an Asswookie.

by Barbara September 8, 2003