Asswater

Bad or weak coffee.

"Oh god", said after first sip,"this shit tastes like asswater!"

by tutash June 6, 2003

Asshatery

The state or condition of being an asshat. Having the collective qualitites or characters of an asshat.

"His antics were a perfect example of asshatery"

by Jeff G. September 17, 2004

asshattedness

Being an Asshat about something

see also asshat

My boss has the same characteristics of an asshat - he displays asshattedness.

by crispey May 27, 2006

asswalker

One who walks using the cheeks of their buttocks. Asswalking first performed on the short-lived cartoon network series "Cow and Chicken" by a character known only as "the red guy". May also mean a person who is not disabled but has a ridiculous walk which makes them look like an asshole.

"The red guy is such an asswalker."
"Look at that asswalker, he is such an asshole"

by El Matt February 28, 2008

asshatrick

Succeeding at being a douche three consecutive times in one conversation. This usually occurs while randomly striking up a conversation with a much more attractive species of the opposite sex.

John: Did you hear Mike talking to that smokin' chick at the bar?

Lukas: Yeah, he managed to get that asshatrick in right before getting shot down.

by Puck You January 17, 2008

judgemental croutonsatanal asshat

someone who judges without knowing anything about it.

or denoting an attitude in which judgments about other people's conduct are made
A jerk

guy: your music sucks

girl: why you're nothing but a judgemental croutonsatanal asshat

by Wolfie SiriusBlack February 13, 2015

Asshat Monkey

Someone who is way dumber then the regular Asshat. This person is often times mysteriously elevated to a managerial position. Although Asshat Monkeys have no clue how the real world functions they are uniquely able to gain and retain their positions by subtle asskissing and pity. Because most people are unable to ascertain how someone so stupid could survive without having an IQ of an eggplant,Asshat Monkeys are seldom removed from their position.

Dude, I could not believe the manager of our IT Dept did not know that hot air rises, he is such an Asshat Monkey.

Dude, I thought your manager would want you to be well trained, if that is the case then why didn't the Asshat Monkey, purchase the required training equipment.

by Mangy Mutt July 15, 2009