Assholier-than-thou

When an asshole takes up a holier-than-thou position in a given situation simply because they feel it would be a good "asshole-move" to make.

Him: "When they get here, we should speak only in Italian because they missed all the Italian lesson meetings."

Me: "Wow...that's pretty assholier-than-thou."

Him: "I know...I'm an asshole, remember?"

by Sean "Chicanery" Connery December 13, 2008

Assholiery

Behaviour or actions befitting an asshole. The act of being an asshole. Offensive, irritating and generally anally retentive conduct that might earn a slap from bystanders.

You sir, are a purveyor of much assholiery, and are banished henceforth from this place!

or

"You're banned for assholiery fool!"

by Refugee.ZA March 29, 2007

assholican

1.someone who comes from a line of assholes.
or is part of a group of assholes.
2.the biggest form of asshole.

Oh look there goes Bob yeah his whole family are assholes,hes an assholican.

by ninety1 April 7, 2009

Assholic Beverage

A combination of the words alcoholic with being a "ass" plus beverage.
A slang meaning: reckless behavior without thought. typically used as a put down that isn't offensive but descriptive of ones behavior.

" I'm such an Assholic Beverage Tim!, I cant believe i drove the car into a pool."

" Assholic beverage! we should have the night of our lives!"

by leeitall September 13, 2012

assolicious

A delicious ass that looks like the girls been working out; An ass that you just want to eat.

Maura McCarthy. Damn your ass is looking assolicious.

by DGIL May 11, 2006

Assholiest

The Ultimatum of the hole of the ass. The peak and ultimate divine characteristic of being an asshole.

Order of asshole:

Asshole
Tool
Douche Bag
Cunt Rag
Assholiness
Assholiest

He is the assholiest.

by Supersonic912033 December 19, 2008

assoline

The _other_ alternative fuel. Comes from the ass.

Dude, those beans have given you a serious tank of assoline.

by tbonaz September 10, 2008