asspirate

An asspirate is usually decribed as a gay male that likes other males. An asspirate can be vividly described as follows. He is a gay man that is bald wearing a pirate hat with instead of a skull and cross bones, it has a crossed dildo and scrotum sack. This asspirate stands ontop of the background butts in the music video "I Like Big Butts" by Sir Mixalot. Here the asspirate with his hat, gay pink bandana, parrot, and ass grabbing hook he stands untop of these butts until it is time to plunge into them. That is asspirate as best and to the most I would like to describe.

The bald-headed gay wrestler became and asspirate after raping a poor new wrestler in the locker room.

by USMC-IceSoldier July 14, 2003

asspirate

to make love to a pirate's ass

Arh.. gimme another flying asspirate

by penguin October 27, 2002

asspirating

When you go into a severe coughing fit and start inhaling the tissue you're using to cover your mouth.

"Katya, you're a dipshit. Stop asspirating your tissue. You're going to get tissue crap all over your tongue."

"WATCH!! ASSPIRATING IS LIKE GIVING BIRTH!!"

by bahhhhhrooke June 27, 2005

asspirating

on a hot summer day your butt starts melting and giving off a nasty smell.or when your having heavy sex and your partners ass starts smelling.

" hey whats that smell? "
"my bad im asspirating"

"dude stop asspirating around me"

by s.poon July 9, 2005

naturally asspirated

Refers to a person's digestive system dat is able to eliminate intestinal-pressure by farting "unassisted"; i.e., it can just pass gas "on its own", without having someone else come and squeeze da person's abdomen to help him "let 'er rip".

In his chapter, "A Tactful Remedy", famous veterinarian-author James Herriot describes his dilemma with a huge boxer-dog dat had a terrible flatulence issue; da dog was definitely 100% "naturally asspirated" in dat he farted effortlessly and totally "on his own", with no need for "assistive hand-pressure" or "supplementary squeezing" to force said obnoxious vapors to exit, da way dat da ultra-pampered Pekingese Tricki Woo had become from eating his favorite super-calorie-rich "people foods" diet and thus often could not pass waste on his own. Da socially-discreet Herriot solved da problem by gently suggesting dat da ultra-genteel and dignified owner of said gigantic amiable-natured-but-odiferous-butted pooch give him away to a crusty old fogy who had lost his sense of smell sometime earlier.

by QuacksO April 6, 2021

Aspirated Aardvark

When a male partner climaxes in his partner’s throat and the partner chokes on the ejaculate, proceeding to cough violently, spewing gobs all over the place.

Bro, I didn't mean to give her an Aspirated Aardvark. The BJ was just too good to resist.

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

Aspirate

To supplement a deal with an "under-the-table" portion that will increase the value of the deal without letting authorities know, or outside the normal confines of the agreed-upon rates in an industry.

"Hey REDACTED. I can't give you all that money (~$220M) because we have a salary cap and restrictions, how's about I give you ~$170M and then aspirate it with $48M from our sponsor company? That'll give you the total amount and no-one will ever know."

by Kailon the God September 5, 2025