Assolation

Assolation: the social isolation that results when you’re such an annoying asshole that no one wants to be with you.

Ever since Uncle Bob manologued at Thanksgiving, he’s been in assolation.

by LooneyTooney January 7, 2019

Assia

Name used for cute, petite and sweet women.
They are very beautiful and often have sexy curly hair.

Assia's may be little but they have big and amazing personalities.

- "My girlfriend's name is Assia."
- "Aww.. Every man needs an Assia."

by The cute girl July 7, 2016

assalanche

First defined in NASIOC's Off Topic forum by Kaiser as the slow, crampy, painful, and excruciatingly long build-up of poo in one's bowels, which finally reaches a breaking point and results in a massive avalanche of crap being explosively expelled from one's ass. Hence, assalanche.

Zeke sat miserably on the toilet for 30 mins with bad stomach cramps -- a half hour cycle of cramping and loosening and cramping and loosening tearing at his abdomen. But, frustratingly, no poo was shat. He suffered wave after wave of pain...until, finally, that last little snowflake fluttered down on 500 billion tons of brown snow. The assalanche came without warning, and it was fierce. Many people in Toiletville were caught unaware and perished in a 100mph rush of furious poo.

by Zeke Brown June 10, 2007

Assula

Ass + spatula. This is the spatula your mom used to beat your ass with when you were bad. Usually large enough to flip a 12" pancake, and strong enough withstand a 300 degree flame. Often contained a homing device so when you broke something in the house and went to hide the assula before your mom found the broken item, your mom could always find it to come beat some ass.

My mom was so proud of her assula that she had it bronzed.

I still have nightmares of my mother running down the hallway at me, assula in hand.

by -hef- November 10, 2009

assiliciousass

a person with either a sexy nice or delicious ass

dude1:man did u see that chick with the assiliciousass?
dude2:ya man!!! it was nice.

by bob 1536 June 19, 2009

assblasted

1.To get dominated, owned, or rocked by some unfortunate, overwhelming event, action, or person.

2. To dominate, own, or rock someone or something.

Synonymous with "you got served."

The quarterback got assblasted by the lineman's ferocious sack.

by IS SKYE January 5, 2005

Assflames

the ability to shoot flames out of your anus to fly around and in incinerate everything in it's path. a lois/aldo.

I only have one thing to say...assflames.

by zombiexkay June 30, 2011