assgassination

When your using a public loo for a poo and someone goes into the cubicle next to you and does a really nasty loud smelly shit that is so offensive it makes you feel really unwell

I was in the shitters at the metro nipping one off when this guy went in the next cubicle and really dropped his guts, it was loud, splaterry and it stunk, I think it was an assgassination attempt!

by Big Jack's Bollocks June 14, 2018

assgas

a different way of saying fart

Bobby: Did you just let out some assgas
Johnny: Why yes i did

by mumbogamer July 9, 2018

Azarias Robel Assaye

A man who pulls no hoes and gets no bitches in life. The number 1 opp in everyone’s cereal. And he still pulls no bitches

That guy over there gets no hoes he such a bozo. You can he he’s Azarias Robel Assayeing it. Pause

by Ndhdgdyejwnavsyd May 10, 2022

Pounding Assgasm

reaching an orgasm via the anus with the assistance of a jack hammer.

Bryan had a pounding assgasm when his boyfriend Raul brought home his work truck.

by BClover October 9, 2007

Assay

1. an essay pulled out of your ass; complete bullshit that obvioulsy is not correct.

Christine finally finished writing her assay for ap world history last night.

by clin November 9, 2006

Assgard

The word the Grandmaster calls Asgard in the movie Thor: Ragnarok

"I need to get back to Asgard!". "Assgard"

by StunV2 June 9, 2018

Assgasm

When your farts are so good, and powerful it vibrates your butthole and gives you chills.

I just had an amazing assgasm

by Ass master 6869 May 7, 2017