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assbook.com

Any number of social web sites where people post and rate the naked photos of others and themselves.

Usually for the implied purpose of dating, but just as often the cheep thrill of exhibitionism. Also to compare physical anatomy, posturing, and photographic expertise. Often material supplied by cell phone device, in the form of video, bedroom and or wash room setting. Most participants will use about as much digression as the modesty one might derive from posing behind a tennis racket.
Shiela; Damn girl, you don’t have to flash your tits to get guys to ask you out, just put a picture on assbook.com!!!
by the Toad January 19, 2011
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assbogganing

to slide down a flight of stairs on your behind, especially the snow and ice covered steps leading to your own front door.

N.B. this word is an amalgamation of the terms (ass a.k.a. behind) and tobogganing)
son: I never tried assbogganing down our front steps. mom, can i please.

Mom: no, I won't stand for it. Now, if you want to make yourself useful around the house, my favorite idiotager, instead of assbogganing down the front steps, get a shovel and some salt, clean the bloody snow and ice off the front steps. Not as many people as you are as masochistic as to like assbogganing for fun.

son (sulks at his mother, then shoves off to clean the snow and ice off the front steps)
by Sexydimma February 24, 2013
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Assboom

The assboom refers to a large bomb of watery feces exploding in your anus.
"Oh my god, I'm having an assboom!"
by MooCow March 19, 2005
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Assbortion

When you have a large,hard peice of poop stuck in your butthole and you have to use a clothes hanger to pry it out. Common in people who hold in their shit for more than 15 days.
Dude I was sitting on the toilet for 3 hours last night trying to take a shit. Then I called my mom to come give me an assbortion.
by Tyroneinyoass666 November 16, 2014
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assboondocks

Shitty part of town that smells like fuckin poop
We're out here in the assboondocks bro it smells like shit!
by Turdpope July 21, 2017
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assbiscuit

A derogatory title regarding someone who goes out of their way to be a jerk. Their single purpose in life is to cause trouble and bring misery to the people around them. They show no remorse nor do they care about consequences. They are of little value to society and tend to get where they are by exploiting.

In a perfect world, these people would be shot on site.
You find yourself being beat down by multiple opponents at once. After humiliating you in defeat they stand above you taunting you and doing pelvic thrusts. Despite the fact that they admittedly cheat, they still think they're better than you. The insults continue. Ass-biscuits
by Redpill July 21, 2005
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assboy

a boy who goes by the name of corey , can somwtimes be called an assboy , thta gets fucked up the ass for ten dollas a pop
daling the # -beep beep
his mom answers-hello ?
me-oh hi coreys mother , may i please speak to your son ?
his mom-of coures sweeetie
corey answers- SUP ASSBOY ?!

Kendall-hey harley , did you see that kid whoop out his junk and take a piss on that buiilding and leave ?!

harley- hell ya , what a fuckn assboy
by carpetbangingfol, December 2, 2009
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