Assange

To engage in coitus using a condom, and to then openly leak into your partner once that condom has broken.

Everything was going well until I was imprudently assanged.

by Dr.Transparent December 14, 2010

Assange

(v). To function correctly.

"It's so damn hot and my air conditioner won't assange."

by Ulupna January 19, 2012

Assange

(v). To open a drink.

"Here, let me assange that beer for you."

by Ulupna January 19, 2012

Assange

(v). To take (a liquid) into the mouth and swallow.

"I just assanged the fuck out of that beer.

by Ulupna January 19, 2012

Assange

to insert one's unprotected penis (usu. right before consensual, protected coitus) into a sex partner's orifice for a few moments before withdrawing it, putting on a condom and then continuing the sex act to orgasm.

Diego started to assange me last night, but I smacked the back of his head and he put a condom on.

by Ninjastar7 January 16, 2011

Assange

(v). To seek the affections of; woo.

"Don't assange that girl, she is nasty."

by Ulupna January 19, 2012

Assange

(v). To walk whilst holding a glass of wine.

"I assanged at a 45 degree angle accross the grass."

by Ulupna January 20, 2012